Prologue, are there web authors who have time-traveled
Mountain water bandit, do not disturb my cultivation, the weather is extremely cold, I only wish to die in my bed
The night is enchanting
You all said that he really went to find the Yellow River giant turtle
The next moment
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Li Yun's complexion turned pale
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You are quite ruthless
Is there really a giant turtle in the Yellow River
Indeed, that old man is quite despicable, his intentions in writing are not pure, and he specifically seeks to entice young ladies
"Upstairs, how much did the telecom give you? I can triple it from 10010..."
"Dog Thief Mountain Water, is it now by the Yellow River? If you dare, jump once, and the Silver Alliance Leader will take action..."
"Dog Thief, don't run away, hurry up and update, you have been playing dead for more than half a year..."
Hehehe, you old man of the mountains and rivers, did you not expect this? You guessed wrong... Am I going to loudly tell you that I am squatting in the toilet? Don't ask, it's too good to peek at, I forgot how long I've been squatting, my legs are numb and I can't go back to bed...
Then
However, many readers did not care about this; instead, they became noisy and chaotic once again
Before the words had left the speaker's lips, a rainbow light appeared, sweeping across the sky and engulfing the riverbank
In the distance, the sound of the Yellow River roared like thunder, and the night wind caused the tent to flap noisily. Li Yun was so infuriated by the readers that his heart ached. He decided to write the final line, snorting coldly: "Just wait, once I find the giant turtle of the Yellow River and write a grand masterpiece, I will blind your titanium alloy dog eyes..."
Unfortunately, Li Yun can no longer respond
When the thunder roars in the sky, I make my grand entrance. I get a tattoo of a certain someone, and from then on, I will no longer be a wage worker
I have calculated, and you are now staring at your phone with bloodshot eyes, your hands tightly gripping the device, and perhaps there is only 5% battery left. Yet, you are anxiously searching for a charging cable... Do not be sad, young ones, do not be afraid, for I have already divined for you. You simply moved too vigorously just now, and the charging cable has fallen under the bed... Do not be sad, young ones, do not be afraid, for I have already divined for you. You simply moved too vigorously just now, and the charging cable has fallen under the bed.
The place suddenly became quiet and silent, and both Li Yun and the giant turtle disappeared at the same time
You group of ... ht t p s : / / w w w .he tus h u. c o m c o m. ..
"Let me update?" Li Yun replied coldly with a smile. "Updating is impossible, it will never happen in this lifetime. If you have the guts, go find my editor at Huya and see what she can do to me"
The previously lifeless crowd suddenly became lively, as if a pot had boiled over
Li Yun lay in the tent unable to sleep, so he simply turned over and sat up, typing to his group friends: "You wouldn't have guessed, at this moment tonight, I am by the Yellow River. I wish to ride the wind and return, to embrace the magnificent mountains and rivers..."
He struggled to breathe for half a day, and finally gritted his teeth to type, saying: "Stop guessing wildly, I am neither jumping into the Yellow River nor have I ever slept with a female reader... To speak frankly, I am preparing to write a grand work that combines supernatural elements, cultivation, fantasy, romance, history, and time travel, aiming to achieve divinity with a single book, to attain platinum status. You scoundrels, rejoice! As the saying goes, literature originates from reality. I, the old man, am making a night visit to the Yellow River because I have heard of a legend about a giant turtle in the Yellow River. Hehehe, I plan to conduct an on-site investigation and use this as the beginning to write a monumental masterpiece..."
Only the sound of the bell echoes in my mind, reminiscent of the sighs from a thousand years ago: "Return to the past, change my calamity, today the Emperor has decreed, no animals are allowed to become spirits, young friend, please help me..."
+ 2
He fiercely closed the reader group and rose to walk out of the tent
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Amitabha, what does it matter if I guess correctly? I have already entered the sage mode, what use is it for me to charge this phone?
In the chat group, a group of readers who are staying up late to cultivate their skills are still asking: "Shanshui? Water coming from under the mountain? Are you there? Are you still there?"
The reader immediately retorted: "Write whatever you like, if you subscribe to a chapter, consider it my loss."
Li Yun immediately fell into a coma
300, no more than that
At this moment, the night is enchanting, and the sky is filled with countless stars
What the heck, the group owner has come back to life, three times in a row, hey, I must say, this guy is something else, he even knows when the charging cable falls under the bed? That old man, he's really something...
It is truly delightful
Two lantern-like big eyes
+ 10086
That old codger has gone into hiding again; who knows when he will resurface next
A female reader surfaced, typing her disdain for his lewd behavior of not daring to provoke the editor
The old turtle, as high as a mountain, suddenly opened its mouth and spat out a pearl, which floated in mid-air and swiftly flew into Li Yun's mouth
Li Yun could only feel his back molars clattering, nearly driven to faint by this group of delusional readers
plus 3
What did he see
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Pah, a grand masterpiece, if you can achieve a consistent subscription of 500, consider me defeated
Someone said: "What the hell, how did you end up in the Yellow River? Although you can get out in three moves, you shouldn't think so poorly of yourself. We all know that your involvement with female readers is a fact, and jumping into the Yellow River won't clear your name."
Exceeding 200, I personally live stream the five-speed electric fan
What is this?
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Yellow ... ... Yellow River Giant Turtle ... ...
Shanshui, Shanshui, may I ask, do you have time this Sunday
He confidently finished this sentence, feeling that this group of overly dramatic readers had no way to deal with him. However, in a moment of arrogance, he inexplicably felt a bit scared. After some thought, he decided to retract this message and retype it, deleting the phrase 'If you have the guts, go find my editor'.
He was so frightened that he sat down on the ground with a thud
That was a figure resembling a small mountain, with a head the size of a grinding disc, quietly crouching there, silently watching Li Yun
Let's go + 1
As the saying goes, one should not strike the face when hitting someone; otherwise, there would be no such thing as readers in the world. Just look at other readers and then compare them to our own. Li Yun shook his head, feeling as if every part of his being was in pain from the anger.
I cannot provoke, I cannot provoke
The mind is ill
I believe that he can subscribe to a maximum of 400
The last two lines of the poem are clearly a haphazard patchwork, lacking any trace of literary elegance and completely off-topic. No wonder he has always been a failure in writing.
Li Yun is an online author. As an author, he must interact well with his readers. Therefore, even in the middle of the night, he has to keep in mind his rather unrefined readers. Thus, he logged on and posted the above message in the group.